Sushi Themed Halloween Candy

Found at Walgreen's.

Car Keys Bigger Than $9 Quiche

And those car keys are in the background, my friends. We've had a couple exceptionally poor food experiences over the past year, so I'd like to get them off my chest and start fresh. Food doesn't have to be expensive to be good, but it has got to be good to be expensive. This is just insult to injury. Especially because there are tons of restaurants out there who would give you delicious food, and more of it, made with love. Go eat there.
This just happened. We're still pissed. There's this neighborhood Greek wrap joint who had really great food when they first opened. I don't know what happened, and Mr. Loaf had ordered the veggie wrap before and it was fairly normal. In other words, it contained veggies. But someone there tonight decided that french fries and a couple bits of tomato and lettuce left over from making salads constituted a VEGGIE WRAP! I still can't get over it. They are so off our list.

Those Office Potlucks

From Passive Aggressive Notes.

The Swiss stumble

Whoa, we like the swiss for their neutrality, knives, chairs and efficiency. They make some keen products and are known for being great watchmakers and problem solvers, but from KATADYN, maker of some amazing water filter systems and camping gear, comes a solution to a problem that never existed.... how to have a fresh cheeseburger on the trail. 

I give you, CHEESEBURGER IN  A CAN:

Seriously, WTF? here's a link to the swedish site (not available in the USA)